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不幸的是(shì )，就连那帮不学(🎁)(xué(⛎) )无(🦁)术(⬅)并(📙)且(🥐)一(⤴)直(⏩)(zhí(📡) )以(🔁)为(🔛)祥(📴)林(🍹)嫂(🥝)是(🎣)(shì(🏡) )鲁(😨)迅他娘的中(zhōng )文系的家伙居(jū )然也知道此事(shì )。 当我在学校里的时候我竭尽(jìn )所能(📥)想(🍬)如(💸)何才(cái )能不让老师发(fā )现自己喜欢上(shàng )某人，等到毕(bì )业然后大家工(gōng )作很长(💚)时(🧙)间(✍)以(✅)后(👞)说(🛴)起此类事情(qíng )都是一副恨当(dāng )时胆子太小思(sī )想幼稚的表情(qíng )，然后都纷纷(🌫)(fē(🚌)n )表(🐊)示(🚽)现(🧘)在(🙅)如(⛄)果(⚫)(guǒ(🗄) )当(💥)着(🔄)老(🔔)师(🙊)的(📣)面(🌈)上(🦐)(shà(🏧)ng )床都行。 这段(duàn )时间每隔两天(tiān )的半夜我都要(yào )去一个理发店(diàn )洗头，之前我(wǒ )决定(📆)洗(🤕)遍附近每一家店，两个(gè )多月后我发现(xiàn )给我洗头的小(xiǎo )姐都非常小心(xīn )翼翼安(🍂)于(♓)本(🕖)分(🆑)(fè(💲)n )，后(🚥)来终于知(zhī )道原来因为我每次换一家洗头(tóu )店，所以圈内(nèi )盛传我是市公(gō(⤴)ng )安(⛩)局(🍴)派(🙏)来(🏁)监(🔉)督(🍶)(dū(🍱) )的(🆒)。于(🌜)是(😫)我(🖼)改(🕓)(gǎ(⛵)i )变(🏷)战(💭)略，专门(mén )到一家店里洗头(tóu )，而且专门只(zhī )找同一个小姐(jiě )，终于消除了(le )影响。 事情的(de )过(🌚)程(🦁)是老夏马(mǎ )上精神亢奋，降一个挡后油门(mén )把手差点给拧(nǐng )下来。一路上(shàng )我们的(🍍)速(🎸)度(🏣)达(🔅)(dá(🕷) )到(➖)一百五十，此时老夏肯定(dìng )被泪水模糊了双眼，眼前什么(me )都没有，连路(lù )都没了(💿)，此(🎽)时(📗)(shí(🦗) )如(😩)果(🌋)冲(🌰)进(🐻)商(🎄)店(😘)(dià(🚛)n )肯(🤩)定(🥎)不(♓)是(🍭)什(🐑)么(me )稀奇的事情了。在这样生死置(zhì )之度外了一段(duàn )时间以后，我(wǒ )们终于追到了(le )那部白(🔂)车(🌃)的屁(pì )股后面，此时(shí )我们才看清楚车屁股上的EVOLUTION字样(yàng )，这意味着，我们追到的是(shì(🤲) )一(🎈)部(🖌)三(🎍)菱(🆕)的(👐)枪(qiāng )骑兵，世界拉(lā )力赛冠军车。 当我在学校里的时候我竭尽所(suǒ )能想如何才(🆔)能(🗄)(né(🛎)ng )不(🚎)让(🖍)老(👝)师(💕)发(🏡)现(🏽)(xià(📨)n )自(📌)己(🚕)喜(🎙)欢(💒)上(🐑)某(🦀)(mǒu )人，等到毕业(yè )然后大家工作很长时间以后说(shuō )起此类事情都(dōu )是一副恨当时(shí(🚂) )胆(🖕)子(🏼)太小思想(xiǎng )幼稚的表情，然后都纷纷表(biǎo )示现在如果当着老师的面上床(chuáng )都行。 最(💊)后(🤡)我(👽)(wǒ(🔓) )说(🏴)：你是不是(shì )喜欢两个位子(zǐ )的，没顶的那(nà )种车?
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